Another example of the writing exercise- Grab Bag.
My ten words: stationary, wine, peanut butter, cat aids, porcupine, Saturdays, courtship, field, dreams, pelvis
I pulled out of the bag "How to Guide"
While living in Thailand, I came across an interesting fact: cat's can get AIDS. What?
Yes, it's true.
It's not always sexually transmitted either. Sometimes those little porcupines are born with it. After finding out about this crazy phenomenon, with my friends, we decided to try and find a cure. Here are our results:
Step 1: corner the cat in a field.
Step 2: if that doesn't work, dab some wine on stationary and use it to lure that cat to you.
Step 3: look @ a calendar. If it isn't Saturday, then stash the cat somewhere safe until Saturday. Something about Saturdays makes this process easier and more effective.
Step 4: Ignore the weird sounds the cat makes while it sleeps. Scientists believe that cats with aids dream about a loving courtship and mourn their nonexistent partner while they sleep.
Step 5: Is it Saturday yet? Ok great. Go get some peanut butter. Not for you silly. For the cat. The smell releases a weird toxin from their pelvis and extracts all the cat AIDS.
*PSA* Not really sure where the cat AIDS go. Maybe it turns into a gas... hmmm.. ok new step.
Step 6: Go get checked. You may now have cat AIDS.
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Esther was born in Utah, raised in Durham (Bull City), North Carolina. Over the last 6 years she has lived in 6 cities, 3 states, and 4 countries. She doesn't like traveling or anything...