four people get together. Put scrabble words together however you’d like. Write something in fifteen minutes using the words you create. We created: Box, Both, Half, Owl, Hope, Sex, Sing, Nut, Oat, Told, Dorms, PJs, Mug, Glow, Wig
“If I told you once I told you a thousand times – stop putting your wig on my pet owl!” screamed Timothy.
“Listen, asshole. Who is the freak who steals my sister’s PJs and sings Whitney Houston covers on YouTube?” replied Paul..
Timothy said, “Bitch, I’m famous in these dorms! I’m a YouTube partner! I got loans to pay!”
Timothy and Paul were roommates. They were both 19 years old and studying at Uni. Timothy’s dad owned a bird sanctuary – the owl was just one of many birds his family took care of. Paul was an accounting major.
“And another thing,” Timothy added, “Can we please just buy lightbulbs for the room? I’m so tired of trying to read with glow stick lighting.” Their dorm room had glow sticks duct-taped to the walls.
“Glow sticks for lighting looks so cool and you know it,” Paul said.
“Yeah OK but it freaks out the owl sometimes,” said Timothy.
“No, that’s the psytrance music. But I hope we can agree to keep that going, at least.”
Timothy lectured, “For sure, psytrance is legit. OK, look, I know I cross dress as the opposite sex, but man, look at the times we live in! Student loan debt is higher than Tommy Chong in a skyscraper on April 20th. We need to think outside the box to solve our problems.”
Paul replied, “True. I don’t know, dude. Hey, I know your owl loves oats, but why do you have to feed him out of my favorite coffee mug?”
“Your mug has pictures of trees and forests on it. He likes it. It’s the only way I can get him to eat these days. Besides, I only use it half the time. The other times I let him roam free, hunting mice and other wild game.”
“But Paul,” Timothy inserted, “Why do you even have a wig? Why do you put it on my owl?”
Paul said, “I think it’s hilarious, dude.”
“I guess. But it’s animal cruelty, in a way.”
Paul added, “Also, I think it’s hot as fuck! I bust a nut just thinking about your owl with long flowing hair!”
“Take a joke, bro. Let’s dance to psytrance.”